POSTPONED (new dates TBC) New Zealand Today: Live!

MESSAGE FROM GUY WILLIAMS:  New Zealand Today Live Wellington: POSTPONED (new dates TBC)

BAD NEWS I’m sick, so all three shows this weekend are going to have to be postponed. I’ve been up all night with some sort of horrific stomach bug (I’m going to go to the doctor and probably get a covid test)  but whatever it turns out I have, I can’t travel or hang out in crowds or do anything that involves a lot of close contact, which obviously includes these shows.

 I’m so so sorry, I feel awful (on multiple levels). I’ve never cancelled a show in my life so this is a real disappointment for me, but isolating and getting checked out is the right thing to do, and I hope you'll understand.

I'm working with the venue (Te Auaha) to make sure everyone who booked is issued a full refund as soon as possible. You'll get an email about this sometime today. I'm also keen to suss some new dates, and, as soon as I have them locked in, I want to give everyone who originally booked for this weekend PRIORITY ACCESS to tickets to the rescheduled shows, so keep an eye on your inbox for exclusive info on how to secure seats.

Sorry for being a pain. Your refunds are on their way and when New Zealand Today: LIVE is ready to return to Wellington, you'll be the first to know.  I really hope you'll all be able to make it - it’s a fun show and Karen and I are really excited to see all your beautiful faces.

 - Guy

From Te Auaha: If you had booked tickets we have already been in touch - please check your email and join us in wishing Guy a speedy recovery ❤️

New Zealand Today is back! To celebrate a second season of New Zealand’s most trustworthy news programme, volunteer journalist Guy Williams is hitting the road for professional as live shows in Christchurch, Wellington, and Auckland!

The show will feature stand-up, behind-the-scenes footage, and most importantly… Karen from Stokes Valley! Infamous for her “20 F****ing Whacks” voice message. Guy spent three years tracking Karen down, only to discover that she was one of his all time favourite people! He’s excited to give the rest of the country a chance to meet a genuine Kiwi legend face to face, with a live “Ask Me Anything!” 

Exciting highlights of New Zealand Today: Live!

• Watch Guy Williams attempt to perform stand-up comedy! WOW!
• Experience never before seen footage! COOL! Find out why it didn’t make the show! EXCITING!
• Karen! HOLY F****!
• A live “Ask Me Anything” with Karen and Guy! HOW COULD THAT GO WRONG?
• A chance to meet Karen and Guy and get a photo that looks sexy AF on Instagram. AMAZING!
• Other special New Zealand Today guests… Hopefully! If they’ll text us back! WHAT A SHOW!

VIP MINT AS RICH-GUY SUPERFAN PREMIUM SEATS ARE NOW AVAILABLE!

$60 (plus booking fees), with benefits that include...

• Best seats in the house (Between rows 3 and 10, center stage)
• First in line for meet and greet and photos with Karen & Guy (in the foyer after the show, 9.10-9.40pm).
• First chance to get your questions asked - assuming your questions don’t suck. That’s right, rich people rule, this is the capitalist dystopia we’ve all been afraid of.

New Zealand Today: Live! is 90 minutes long, including a ten minute intermission.

Recommended R16. Younger people should be accompanied by a parent or guardian. Frequent Coarse Language and Adult themes.

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GUY WILLIAMS HAS A WEBSITE! AND INSTAGRAM! AND TWITTER! AND FACEBOOK!

NEW ZEALAND TODAY ON YOUTUBE: Karen wants her $20 back, Opo the Magic Dolphin and the legend of THE TANIWHA, Hawera Blackface Parade

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